Just in case you’ve been wondering lately about what to do in the event of the Nuclear Apocalypse, New York City has decided to give you invaluable advice that will do absolutely nothing to save you.

On the bright side, besides the blinding flash from the bomb blasts, at least you will die alone, in the dark, in the middle of your apartment.

Good times! We have a better idea: How about we dial things back and not have a Nuclear Apocalypse at all?